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工作報告/辭職報告 外企網(wǎng)絡(luò)管理員英文辭職報告范文 請大家一起來分享這一篇關(guān)于外企網(wǎng)絡(luò)管理員的英文辭職報告: dear mr. smith, as a graduate of an institution of higher education, i have a few very basic expectations. chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. after your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, i can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time. asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything i do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. i was hired because i know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time. you will never understand computers. something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. you will also never understand why people hate you, but i am going to try and explain it to you, even though i am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an ip address is. your shiny new imac has more personality than you ever will. copyright dedecms you walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. you have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. in a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. managers like you are a sad proof of the dilbert principle. since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, i am forced to tender my resignation. however, i have a few parting thoughts. 1. when someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. the most you can say to hurt me is i prefer not to comment. i will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because i know you would be unable to do it on your own. 2. i have all the passwords to every account on the system, and i know every password you have used for the last five years. if you decide to get cute, i am going to publish your favorites list, which i conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. i do believe that terms like lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration. 3. when you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. suffice it to say i have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but i assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (try to use a spell check please; i hate having to correct your mistakes.) 編輯推薦: 外企職員英文優(yōu)秀辭職信范文 外企職員英文辭職報告范文 外企英文離職報告范文 20XX年9月外企公司職員英文辭職信 外企員工優(yōu)秀的辭職報告 外企員工英文辭職報告 外企英文辭職報告范文 外企工作人員英文辭職報告范文 外企職員英文辭職信范文- 1.請仔細(xì)閱讀文檔,確保文檔完整性,對于不預(yù)覽、不比對內(nèi)容而直接下載帶來的問題本站不予受理。
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